Power Rankings

Light Blue’s dominance is unassailable. They are undefeated against every team in the Final Four they have faced, including a high-scoring, but decisive 42-31 Week 2 win over their semi-final opponent, Cardinal. QB Kristin L. showed legendary stamina by clocking an ~ unbelievable ~ four straight playoff games last week. That’s the definition of committing to the fantasy. She is chasing herstory, as a win would make her the first female QB champion of the DCGFFL open division. We know this semi-final is a rematch, and the only question is whether Cardinal has an updated look for the runway. Light Blue needs only to maintain their signature polish. They just need to keep their eyes on the prize and remember: “You’re a winner, baby.”

Cardinal possesses immense offensive talent, but their defense has been clocked all season. They suffered two rough losses to teams in the final four (42-31 to Light Blue in Week 2 and 50-19 to Pink in Week 7). Now, they face Light Blue again in a mandatory redemption arc. Their scoring ability is fierce, but the tea is their defense must deliver. They need to demonstrate the nerve to challenge the league’s top team and prove they can overcome those past defensive lapses to deliver a flawless performance.This is their final chance to prove they were underestimated nearly all season; we will be watching for a legendary look…

Frankly, there is a case to be made that Royal should be our #2 queen. This talented team has proven they know how to win a tight set, with two clutch one-point victories (32-31 and 30-29 in back-to-back weeks late in the season). They outlasted all the other Shakers Division teams; however, are the whispers and rumors true 👀? QB JC Adams’ potential hamstring injury could limit their ceiling, forcing them in these rankings to the #3 spot. They now face Pink in a semi-final that will be a dramatic showdown – possibly the best game of the playoff. This team’s heart is huge and they are undoubtedly tacticians, so they must leave the drama and the rumors backstage. Ignore the shade, serve the final look, and clinch the crown.

Pink were the Pitchers Division runner-ups, two games behind Light Blue. QB Wyatt E. is aiming for an incredible second straight title. They are capable of slaying the biggest queens, proven by their mercy rule of Gold last week and a stunning, decisive 50-19 demolition of Cardinal in Week 7. Only misstep from the first leg of the playoffs is their potentially chaotic energy that led to a few sloppy turnovers, but their talent across positions is undeniable. If they can stick the landing, this semi-final against Royal is just a pit stop on their way to history, and they could absolutely gag the entire bracket. Remember: “We’re all born naked, and the rest is drag.” Now go make some history.