Women's+ Season 5 Power Rankings: Week 3

By The Ghost of Stumpy. Week 3 is in the books, and, like the cherry blossoms, this season is in peak bloom. To celebrate, Stumpy’s ghost returned to the District to write this week’s power rankings. Enjoy the haikus, and see you next week (with hopefully no more poetry?)

1 Royal Pain in the Pass (Royal Blue) 3-0

They start the game cool -

Then Ebay picks three passes.

Royal remains top.

2 DEI Hires (Black) 3-0

Black makes a statement.

Rookie Pru put on a show.

This team rolls along.

3 Ro-Hoes (Red) 2-2

Double header week.

Red struggled with attendance.

Lindsey hits Judy.

4 TD Foam Home (Seafoam) 2-2

Seafoam’s D showed up.

Amanda flies through the air.

Doh, interceptions!

5 Gayng Green (Kelly Green) 1-2

Mariam shone bright.

Green up big in the first half.

Next week: beach colors.

6 Peach Please (Coral) 1-3

Coral edges Red.

Metz and Meg get their first win.

Peach is on the rise.

7 Purple People Yeeters (Purple) 0-3

Purple falls to last.

But reinforcements arrive:

Court is here to help.