Women's+ Season 6 Power Rankings Week 6

1 Cardinal Sinners 🙏 (Cardinal) 4-1

The Sinners stay perched on the top branch, overlooking a weary and beleaguered kingdom plagued by player injuries and absences. Their rule isn’t flashy — it’s efficient. They strike quickly, celebrate minimally, and move on. The rematch with Green next week is one you won’t want to miss.

2 Grassholes 🌳 (Forest Green) 4-1

Green bounced back after last week’s loss and looked like their old selves again. Their defense was locked in, and the offense finally clicked. When they’re focused, they’re hard to stop — and they know it. Their rematch with Cardinal is one you won’t want to miss. Both teams think they’re the best, and on Sunday we will see which one actually is.

3 Lesbian Alloyance 🥈 (Silver) 3-2

Silver remains unpredictable — the team equivalent of a controlled burn. Some weeks, they scorch everything in sight; others, they simply smolder. The pieces are all there — they just don’t always show up at the same time. Still, this team can hang with anyone when they’re locked in. They face Corn next, and honestly, no one has any idea what’s about to happen.

4 Icy Hot 🥶🔥 (Light Blue) 2-3

Light Blue found some rhythm, and for the first time, it looked sustainable. They’re calm where they used to be frantic, confident where they used to guess. Still, a double header on a cold morning will test both lungs and temperament. Let’s hope they can bring the heat to this icy morning.

5 Corn Stars 🌽 (Corn) 1-4

No one expected Corn to be here — least of all them. Their season feels stuck in limbo: flashes of what could be, followed by long stretches of frustration. They’re too talented to stay down for long, but the clock’s ticking for the Corn Stars to start playing like the team everyone expected. And maybe they’ll get to do just that when they take on Silver on Sunday…maybe.

6 Foamosexuals 👊 (Seafoam) 1-4

Seafoam lives in the world of the almost. Almost there, almost scoring, almost turning their season around…almost. The defense stays solid, and the vibes are good, but it’s time to turn “almost” into “actually,” which they may get a chance to do when they take on Team Icy Hot.